Unicorns = Dominant Race
As you may have guessed by the title of the blog, this is a ramble. Let's say we institute genetically-bred unicorns. The research would be funded by the government with our tax money. The research turns out successful and the unicorns are massed produced. Pretty soon, every kid around the world has their own unicorn. What happens then?
Well first off, let's talk about the utilities a unicorn would have. It has its horn which would be the focal point for using magic. This magic would be valuable in its conquest. Speaking of which, the magic might not be known to the researchers who made the unicorns. Suppose the unicorns have proteins that are used for magic. Well, considering that unicorns might have millions of types of proteins, how would they know which combination is the right one? Magic is therefore inaccessible to the general public. Even if the researchers know, it would be classified information. If the information leaks out, the only way for humans to get these proteins are mutations for the proteins to be synthesized. Humans haven't mastered mutations, so that isn't a probability. Thus, these unicorns have access to an ability that humans don't. And if the researchers release unicorns that don't have magic, but only a unicorn, then it's not a unicorn. Also, unicorns poop out rainbows. Just saying.
With that in mind, unicorns are everywhere. These animals are sentient creatures as well. Pretty soon, they'll realize that having people riding on it is not cool. They would realize how stupid humans are. With all these wars and conflict, it's astounding how we aren't dead by now. Unicorns can telepathically transmit to every other unicorn to start a revolution. Humans would easily lose because of lack of magic. Unicorns would have a quick conquest and we would either be slaves or live on a small part of the world. The unicorns would then breed rapidly and it'd be impossible for humans to fight back. Even if we find a way to use magic, we would be outnumbered and outmatched. Small rebellions might pop up, but would be suppressed.
And now, we are conquered. Unicorns can go make their own utopia while we are stuck in a bad place. Unicorns could easily destroy us. So, now we know that Unicorns are better than humans.
Well first off, let's talk about the utilities a unicorn would have. It has its horn which would be the focal point for using magic. This magic would be valuable in its conquest. Speaking of which, the magic might not be known to the researchers who made the unicorns. Suppose the unicorns have proteins that are used for magic. Well, considering that unicorns might have millions of types of proteins, how would they know which combination is the right one? Magic is therefore inaccessible to the general public. Even if the researchers know, it would be classified information. If the information leaks out, the only way for humans to get these proteins are mutations for the proteins to be synthesized. Humans haven't mastered mutations, so that isn't a probability. Thus, these unicorns have access to an ability that humans don't. And if the researchers release unicorns that don't have magic, but only a unicorn, then it's not a unicorn. Also, unicorns poop out rainbows. Just saying.
With that in mind, unicorns are everywhere. These animals are sentient creatures as well. Pretty soon, they'll realize that having people riding on it is not cool. They would realize how stupid humans are. With all these wars and conflict, it's astounding how we aren't dead by now. Unicorns can telepathically transmit to every other unicorn to start a revolution. Humans would easily lose because of lack of magic. Unicorns would have a quick conquest and we would either be slaves or live on a small part of the world. The unicorns would then breed rapidly and it'd be impossible for humans to fight back. Even if we find a way to use magic, we would be outnumbered and outmatched. Small rebellions might pop up, but would be suppressed.
And now, we are conquered. Unicorns can go make their own utopia while we are stuck in a bad place. Unicorns could easily destroy us. So, now we know that Unicorns are better than humans.
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